Twisted Thursday – An Essay of Idioms

Twisted Thursday – An Essay of Idioms 150 150 Jason Stadtlander

So, I was at work the other day, and I was busier than a one legged man in an butt kickin’ contest. Finally I got to the point that I was going to blow like a whistle so I went looking for my boss. I’ll tell you though, he was slipperier than snot on a glass doorknob. When I finally found him, he was sitting around with his thumb stuck up his rear to which I said “Ugh! That smells bad enough to gag a maggot!”

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