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How to Boil The Perfect Hard Boiled Egg

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I make salads for lunch almost every day. Hard-boiled eggs are a perfect compliment to my (and your) favorite salad.…

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Listen Up Chicks!

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There’s is nothing like rolling over at 4:30 A.M. to three girls screaming at you at the top of their lungs. I throw my pillow over my head and try to ignore them but they scream louder and louder.

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The Jibbery Jik

The Jibbery Jik 150 150 Jason Stadtlander

What’s wrong with you Dick
Are you getting quite thick?
You’re standing among the Jibbery Jik

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Farewell Robin Williams

Farewell Robin Williams 150 150 Jason Stadtlander

I wasn’t going to write a tribute, an article or an essay about Robin Williams. I never knew the man…

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Twisted Thursday – An Essay of Idioms

Twisted Thursday – An Essay of Idioms 150 150 Jason Stadtlander

So, I was at work the other day, and I was busier than a one legged man in an butt kickin’ contest. Finally I got to the point that I was going to blow like a whistle so I went looking for my boss. I’ll tell you though, he was slipperier than snot on a glass doorknob. When I finally found him, he was sitting around with his thumb stuck up his rear to which I said “Ugh! That smells bad enough to gag a maggot!”

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