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Top 10 Things I’ve Learned in the Coronavirus Lockdown

Twisted Thursday – Top 10 Things I’ve Learned During the Coronavirus Lockdown

Twisted Thursday – Top 10 Things I’ve Learned During the Coronavirus Lockdown 848 565 Jason Stadtlander

Yes, yes, we’ve all discovered a new side to ourselves in lock-down during the Coronavirus and COVID19 disease. We have…

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Twisted Thursday: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

Twisted Thursday: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck? 150 150 Jason Stadtlander

“How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”

A silly tongue twister and question that has plagued man since…

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Twisted Thursday – Following the Lemmings into the Storm

Twisted Thursday – Following the Lemmings into the Storm 150 150 Jason Stadtlander

I remember the first time I went to the grocery store before a storm. I was going to get some bread and a steak or two. The place was a mad-house! The aisle that had bottled water was completely empty and every single register had a line a mile long. I walked over to a store employee and I said, “Is there something happening that caused everyone to go and clean out the store?”

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Twisted Thursday – An Essay of Idioms

Twisted Thursday – An Essay of Idioms 150 150 Jason Stadtlander

So, I was at work the other day, and I was busier than a one legged man in an butt kickin’ contest. Finally I got to the point that I was going to blow like a whistle so I went looking for my boss. I’ll tell you though, he was slipperier than snot on a glass doorknob. When I finally found him, he was sitting around with his thumb stuck up his rear to which I said “Ugh! That smells bad enough to gag a maggot!”

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Twisted Thursday – New Apple Products for the 2013 Holidays

Twisted Thursday – New Apple Products for the 2013 Holidays 150 150 Jason Stadtlander

I’ve had a chance to talk to Apple and have found out what they have in store for us for the 2013 holidays. These are some of the new innovative Apple products coming this holiday season! Checkout these awesome new products such as the iSuck, iWon, iGirl, iGuy and more.

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Twisted Thursday – Blonde Banter… a Coffee Experience

Twisted Thursday – Blonde Banter… a Coffee Experience 150 150 Jason Stadtlander

Two blondes walk into a Starbucks and order a mocha…

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Twisted Thursday – Nature in the way? We’ll move it!

Twisted Thursday – Nature in the way? We’ll move it! 150 150 Jason Stadtlander

Let’s face it, we are nothing more than a pimple on the planets bottom. We are teeny tiny in the great scheme of things. That being said, we can harm nature around us. No we are not going to destroy the planet… But we do have the potential to make it uninhabitable for the next couple hundred years, which would basically suck for us.

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Twisted Thursday – Coffee: Nectar of the Gods

Twisted Thursday – Coffee: Nectar of the Gods 150 150 Jason Stadtlander

I am a walking zombie needing my life blood, that which enriches my soul and starts my engine – my coffee. Why is coffee such a popular thing? Let’s look at the history for a moment.

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Twisted Thursday: A terrible mind is scary to waste…

Twisted Thursday: A terrible mind is scary to waste… 150 150 Jason Stadtlander

I fear for the individual who cares for me, should I ever follow that path. Just picture the poor nurse who walks in one day to make a meal and sees me hovering over the dining room table saying, “My . . . . precious . . . . we swears to be good to the prrrreeecccious,” and then the next minute breaking into my best K-Mart intercom voice announcing, “Ladies and gentleman, please make your way to the front counter and take advantage of our eighty percent sale off Maxi Pads! Get them now, before the sale is all dried up!

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Twisted Thursday – Death by Soft-serve

Twisted Thursday – Death by Soft-serve 150 150 Jason Stadtlander

We went to a buffet this weekend at Foxwoods. If my six-year-old had his way, he would have stuck his face under the spigot of the soft-serve ice cream machine and pulled the trigger. Subsequently pouring a few spoonfuls of sprinkles, chocolate chips and chocolate syrup into his mouth to top it all off. Which I would have had to follow with a shot of insulin for the diabetes that he would have no doubt induced.

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